Cough

I am told May Day is the day restaurants in Zurich stop allowing smoking inside. So many of my Swiss colleagues smoke. I have family members who smoke. Nevertheless, here are things I like to do around smokers:

1) Ausfahrt. That's a joke for my kids.
2) Extrafahrt. That's a joke for a (rare) reader.
3) Cough.
4) Complain out loud to my friends.
5) Escape.
6) Suffer.
7) Belch in their direction.

I figure if I have to suffer through their exhaust, they can sense mine.